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Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:38 am Post subject: Cricket joke! |
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Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and
80
years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and
talking
about
cricket, like they do every day. Sachin turns to Sourav and says,
"Do
you think there's cricket in heaven?" Ganguly thinks about it for
a
minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a
deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's
cricket
in
heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin
passes
on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the
pigeons
by
himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"
Ganguly
responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers
Sachin's
ghost. Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in
heaven?"
"Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme
the
good
news first," says Ganguly. Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket
in
heaven." Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad
enough
to
ruin that!?" Sachin sighs and whispers, "You're going to be the
opening
batsmen on Friday." |
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