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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:54 am    Post subject: Howzzatt Reply with quote

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den........... He
is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton......... Newton just draws a
square
of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his
eyes and
finds Newton standing in front. Einstein says "newtons
out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is
not
Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not
newton..........
how.................
Proof:
Newton says: I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means
i am Newton per meter square...... Hence i am Pascal.... since
newton per meter square = Pascal, Pascal is
OUT.

Howzzzzzzzzzat.......................................................
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