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Joined: 09 Apr 2004 Posts: 337 Location: India
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 5:23 pm Post subject: Writer's Hell! |
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A writer died and God offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven. To help decide, he asked for a tour of each destination. God agreed and decided to take him to hell first. As he descended into the fiery pits, the writer saw row upon row of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes by demons. "Oh, my," the writer said, "let me see heaven."
A few moments later, as they ascended into heaven, the writer saw row upon row of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes by demons. "Hey," the writer said, "this is just as bad as hell."
"Oh, no it's not," God replied, "here your work gets published!" |
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