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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:33 pm    Post subject: Interesting Internet axioms! Reply with quote

Some interesting Internet axioms that i came across recently:

1. Home is where you hang your @

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

8. The modem is the message.

9. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

10. The geek shall inherit the earth.

11. A chat has nine lives.

12. Don't byte off more than you can view.

13. Fax is stranger than fiction.

14. What boots up must come down.

15. Windows will never cease.

16. Virtual reality is its own reward.

17. Know what to expect before you connect.

18. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

19. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Urbanangel
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pretty interesting!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Liked all esp 'Too many clicks spoil the browse'.
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Ankur
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one Mr. Green
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