Top 5 reasons computers must be male...

[Aditi77_k]

Top 5 reasons computers must be male:
5. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
4. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
3. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
2. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

[Editor]

Here are my reasons for why computers are female:
4. They are admitted for their configurations.
3. They have the ability of total recall and correct all mistakes (by men).
2. They also predict future foolishness '(of men).
1. And, of course, they are always right.