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Urbanangel
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 Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:15 pm Post subject: Don't waste money |
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As the old man lies dying in the bedroom, out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements.
His son says, "We'll make a real big thing out of it. We'll have five hundred people. We'll order fifty limos."
His daughter retorts, "Why do you want to waste money like that? We'll have the family and maybe a few friends. One limo just for us."
They proceed. His grandson says, "We'll have lots of flowers. We'll surround him with dozens of roses and lilies, dozens and dozens."
His daughter again responds, "What a waste! We'll have one little bouquet, that's enough."
Suddenly, the voice of the old man is heard, wafting weakly from the bedroom, "Why don't you get me my stick? I'll just manage to walk to the cemetery." |
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Matt
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| Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:01 am Post subject: |
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LOL
Jokes apart, In fact thats becoming the hard reality in some society, whats your gutfeel! |
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Editor
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| Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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Good one UA  |
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k12
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| Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| Matt wrote: | LOL
Jokes apart, In fact thats becoming the hard reality in some society, whats your gutfeel! |
Agree Matt, people are becoming too materialistic in our society. |
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