Newton studies Rajnikant

[anshulseth]

Recently the Father of physics ( Newton ) made a visit to earth to
watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics
were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had
done. In the movie starring Rajanikant, Newton was confused to such an
extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured.
Long
Live Rajanikant

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikant is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he
does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one

3) Rajanikant is chased by a gangster. Rajanikant has a revolver but
he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots, Rajanikant opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet Then, he closes the bullet compartment
and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last
time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movies goes fine and Newton is happy that all in
the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally
arrives. Rajanikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side
of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally
use. Rajanikant has to desperately kill the villain because its the
climax. Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..
Rajanikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the
wall, heshoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second
gun. Now
the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Suicides