A deadly accident

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life

together was, ofcourse, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving

their perfect car along a

winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in

distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to

disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,

the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately,

the driving conditions deteriorated

and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's

worth it)
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really

existed in the first place.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing

as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling.


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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must

have been driving.

This explains why there was a car accident.

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this

illustrates another point: Women never listen.