How (SH)it happens?

[anshulseth]

In the Beginning was the Plan
And then came the Assumptions
And the Assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
and the darkness was upon the face of the workers
and they spoke among themselves, saying
"It is a crock of shit and it stinketh."
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and
sayeth,
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour
thereof",
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and
sayeth unto them,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very
strong,
Such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors and
sayeth,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide
its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying
one to another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is
very strong."
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and
sayeth unto them,
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presents went unto the President and
sayeth unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and
efficiency
of this Organization, and in these areas in
particular."
And the President looked upon The Plan,
And saw that it was good, and the Plan became
Policy.
This is How Shit Happens.

[Aditi77_k]

lol whtaa evolution man...